Get ready… There will be but three immortal words escaping from the mouth of every man, woman, and child this year…
It’s … Britney … BITCH!
Fret not folks … The Holy Spears has taken a brief break from her busy schedule of sipping Starbucks and wandering aimlessly the streets of Los Angeles to briefly update her Twitter page with the following announcement:
“Really focusing on my music right now…”
Jaws drop. Heartbeats flutter. Oxygen slips out of the brain. Countless orgasms sweep the planet… All Thanks to the arrival of what is obviously to be the greatest album release of 2013. Spears will release her 8th studio album sometime this year, marking her final release in her initial contract with Sony.
A rep for the iconic pop star confirmed to EW.com that the anticipated set is in its early stages, but indeed slated for a 2013 release. I guess this confirms that Britney will not be returning for a second season of the X Factor.
Tidbits of news have surfaced about the project so far, along side countless rumors of the producers Spears will feature. So far, Hit-Boy and will.i.am have been confirmed, alongside Ina Wrolsden, the song-writer behind one of Femme Fatale’s criminally under-rated bonus cuts, ‘He About to Lose Me’.
Excuse me now while I go scream from the top of my roof…. And be sure to click that ‘Follow’ button bitches!